Like smoking crack and murdering people, I don’t like MMORPG’s, even though I’ve never tried them. I think the reason can be traced back to the first one I can remember: Ultima Online. In the abject depression of my teenage years, when I spent most of my time in a filthy basement (oh …
Archive for the ‘Reviews DS’ Category
Review - Flash Focus
Monday, March 31st, 2008 by derekReview - Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Thursday, March 13th, 2008 by horatioAs the perpetually annoying sidekick Luke’s cockney accent will quickly inform you at the start of the game, Professor Layton and the Curious Village tells the story of the eponymous Professor Layton, renowned puzzle solver, and his apprentice Luke as they investigate the death of the Baron Reinhold in the curious village of St. Mystere …
Review - Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 by jaySequels are usually a bad thing. For every one that changes game mechanics enough to make the new series entry fresh, there are five that tweak the graphics slightly, add a new combo counter and a new character or two. A sequel should not replace the original game; simple expansions of themes and mechanics should …
Review - Final Fantasy: Revenant Wings
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 by golden jewLike many gamers, I yearn for the mighty games of yore. In my case, I’ve been craving a strategy RPG. Tactics Advance, Shining Force on the GBA—I was hunting around for these games in hopes of something that would occupy my time and fill me full of tactical goodness during my daily commute.
Of course, this …
Review - Age of Empires: Age of Kings (and Crashing)
Thursday, February 21st, 2008 by golden jewI hate to lead with such a petty slam against Age of Empires on the DS, but the fact of the matter is, the game is crash-tastic. I experienced two irritating crashes during campaigns (if you watch animated battles, the game can crash. This is worked around by disabling animated battles, which you will eventually …
Review - Lunar Knights
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by jayBecause Lunar Knights is such a solid little game, I had hoped the gameworld would be fleshed out; I hoped that I’d have enough new levels to allow me to upgrade all my weapons without returning to the same stages over and over. I wanted the many mechanics to continue to build on each other …
Review - Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 by jayI recently went through some effort to prove that most games are entirely about play mechanics and that story and characters are mere dressing. This concept is echoed by some great designers. In On Game Design, Chris Crawford describes interaction as the key to all games – more, deeper interactions make for a better …
Review - Etrian Odyssey
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 by jayThere is nothing more depressing than wasted potential, and, somewhat ironically, nothing more pleasurable than wasting potential. As I lay on my couch playing Etrian Odyssey instead of washing the dishes, helping the homeless or learning to read, my mind struggled to cope with conflicting emotions. I was enjoying that I was wasting my time, …
Review - Magical Starsign
Monday, October 15th, 2007 by golden jewGummy frogs! Gummy worms! Pirate Otters! Saving Miss Madeline, our beloved teacher! The Book of the Darned!
The only thing missing from this game is puppy dogs and rainbows, and since I haven’t beaten it yet, I’m assuming there is a puppy dog and rainbow planet. Welcome to Magical Starsign, an RPG for the Nintendo DS …
Review - Heroes of Mana
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 by tysonWhat do you get when you cross Final Fantasy Tactics with Warcraft? The answer, Heroes of Mana, is about the closest I have come to a perfect game in a long time.
I love my DS; it goes everywhere with me and I play it almost every day. Usually there are very few games on any …
