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videolamer is 20 years old. It has only been active for 8 of those years, but if productivity were the criteria for age I would be 11 and not 43. Celebrate with us by playing a round of Chu Chu Rocket and reading the garbage I wrote below.
Since our inception, we have received rave reviews from within and without the video game and industrial cleaning supply industries. Here are just some of the things people have been saying about videolamer:
“One of my top 100 favorite sites right now. [May, 2008]” – Max from gamelemon
“Where are the videos?” – my son
“I can’t read.” – my daughter
“Me pooped.” – a different my son
“The only meaningful thing I’ve ever done.” – me
“Not consistently funny enough to be a comedy website, not consistently serious enough to be a gaming website, not continually active enough to be a website.” – Tiger Beat
“Don’t give up. Never give up. You can’t give up. Don’t give up.” – Neal Breen
“Yeah, I’ll read it when I have some time.” – my wife
“No longer in the top 1,000,000,000 websites.” – Google Analytics
“I can just post whatever I want at this point.” – me again
“He may not say it to you but your father sometimes tells me how proud of you he is.” – my mom
“Funny” – my friend Steve
“You don’t have a friend named Steve.” – my wife again
“These fake attributions are dumb.” – Pieter Bruegel the Elder
“Profoundly unpopular” – no one
Welcome to the future, tomorrow
October is hereby declared nostalgia month, in which we are slightly more nostalgic than we always already are. Look forward to exciting features such as:
- Old gaming websites Jay remembers or does not remember and thoughts or complaints regarding these websites
- More Saturn content than Car & Driver, Horse Illustrated, and the Washington Post combined
- Games that defined our taste in 2005 versus 2025
- Less editorial content defending personal liberties and free markets than Car & Driver, Horse Illustrated, and the Washington Post combined
- An upsetting amount of backwards looking, old man posts
- A new letter to the editor series that will run for one entry because our editor is too financially successful to edit, let alone write
- Sega propaganda
- Any other easy to hammer out on the toilet, list-based bullshit I can think of
I’ll be excited to see what letters are in the Letters to the Editor series.
I hope J is included, I’ve always been a big fan.