Writers and people who write despite never being able to generate income with their meager abilities all know that for every published great American novel or 200 word blog post, about ten times as much never sees the light of day. The world may never see a finished version of Kafka’s The Castle or whatever Camus was writing when Gunpei Yokoi ran him down with his car, but now the unpublished works of the videolamer staff are archived in a place accessible to all.
We present to you a trove of our lesser writings, things we were not proud enough to post here on this main website. We present to you videolamer-ignoble. When you have read everything on videolamer.com and even endured the material from the 00s but still have hours of time to fill at work, try this exciting new repository of mediocre content. It may be less entertaining, not as well written, and overall fairly rote but it will still help pass the time. A lot of it is even in audio or video form.
Some of you may notice that this content is often by unknown authors and there is a plausible reason for this. I have a huge pile of resumes printed on my desk at all times (I print them because it brings me satisfaction to crumple up an application and throw it into the trashcan while smiling contemptuously) and many of these neophytes even send sample articles that immediately become videolamer LLC property once in my possession. These posts may not be right for our main site and discerning readers such as yourself, but they fit in fine amongst the pablum on videolamer-ignoble.
Put your feet up, crack open a dozen beers, and soon you won’t be able to distinguish between our two sites. Just be sure you don’t get lost over on our sister site, mind dulled, eyes glazed, endlessly clicking the content we left there after our accounting/statistician team guaranteed it would drive the most traffic and generate optimal revenue. Word is the guides are doing well.