Write for Videolamer

Candidates should be/have:

• Well read, highly literate and a word smith
• Not much of a social life, leaving many lonely hours to write
• Well versed in gaming, the more knowledge the better
• A sense of humor is a plus but is not required

What we can offer:

• Thousands of games at sticker price
• Fame and fortune
• Pride in a job well done
• Groupies who wish to physically serve you

What to do if you’re interested:

• Send an email to us expressing interest
• In email, include A/S/L and tell us a little about yourself
• Wait patiently for us to reject your application
• Cry