Listen. You think you’re cool enough to be into Tux and Fanny? You’re probably not. Me neither.
But I will tell you all about it. This shit is wacky af. It starts with a soft spot for me, these two pixelated bamas want to kick around a soccer ball in their front yard.
Where do they think they are? PG County? I love it.
I easily (and purposely) get distracted by a million other side quests. Just to give you a spoiler alert, I loved this game. It made little sense, but rarely disappointed.
To set the scene, you are a weird Gumbo-like ?alien? living in a house with your bestie/alien brethren.
Sweet side note of this game, you can alternate between playing Tux OR Fanny, I know! Mind blown!, or a random punkass cat or meddlesome flea.
The creativity is not spared in this game, the side quests are seemingly endless. To the point that every once in a while I got frustrated that I didn’t know the exact song to play for the seagulls on the roof. This was a way late point of contention for me. Maybe we shouldn’t bring it up.
Important notes about this game, it never ends.. in the best way possible. When I achieved the
first/main goal of inflating the soccer ball for a kick around, I audibly gasped. I was so worried I wouldn’t be able to pursue multiple other tasks.
With those fears diverted, I was able to continue with all sorts of nonsense. You’re already playing a nonsensical pixelated creature. But now as a player you get to explore all the computer games, record playing, and code cracking from book reading that one could want.
I don’t know how to convince you to play this game without ruining some of the magic.
But you get to solve problems like a flea colony’s life story for survival, as a side note, vs playing a worm game where you have to wiggle through a horse’s intestines and then rectum like an Ace Ventura movie, but nerdier.
There are quests that build upon one another without being super annoying. You must go to a forbidden forest to defeat multiple giants. A bit much? Sure. But you also get to play
multiple parts and look under rocks and film videos for money on the internet, but no onlyfans.